If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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