I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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