Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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