Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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