Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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