I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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