hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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