I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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