she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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