chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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