drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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