Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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