Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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