kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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