I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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