Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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