Sry I called you an 8
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
