Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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