how can u be prego again
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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