It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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