i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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