and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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