i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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