Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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