Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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