I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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