That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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