He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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