I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
