So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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