come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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