trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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