Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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