i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
