I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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