Everything about him screamed your future.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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