Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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