I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
