It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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