whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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