im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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