You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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