It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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