good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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