we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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