summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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