i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We need to get me chipped asap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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