I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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