i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He uses pillows to masturbate.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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