her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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