I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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