I wannas sexs uuuuu
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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