Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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