How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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