So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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